We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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