wat bout pragnant strippers??
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
