I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
