Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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