So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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