omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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