the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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