Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
