And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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