Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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