it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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