make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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