That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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