I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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