they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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