Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.