This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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