honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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