I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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