I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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