That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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