love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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