Me too!
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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