no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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