She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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