Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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