saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Why did my mother make you get naked?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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