Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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