He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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