spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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