I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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