I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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