is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Found the puke drawer
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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