I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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