thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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