when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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