The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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