i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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