I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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