so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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