Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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