Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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