I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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