THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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