Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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