My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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