Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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