I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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