Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I still have a little drunk in my system
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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