I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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