so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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