I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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