So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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