Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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