thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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