Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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