Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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